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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Fun fact: The United States has made at least two attempts to conquer Canada.: once during the Revolutionary War and once during the War of 1812. Both attempts turned into military debacles. Maybe the MAGATS will complete the trifecta.

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Becky Brunton's avatar

As an American, I think the U.S. guys look too well organized. Maybe MAGA caps and flag poles would have been more accurate. But, hell yeah, butter tarts!

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Miss Molly's avatar

My first thoughts were, 'Barbarians at the Gate', then 'Kill 'em with kindness !" Third thought was the similarities between the eagle on the American shields and the nazis symbol.

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Cheryl Fleming's avatar

First thing I noticed was the insignia on those shields. 👿👹

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Well, DON'T GIVE THHEM ANY KOOL-AID!!!

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nanahelen100's avatar

Haha, butter tarts 😂

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Nancy's avatar

OMG!!!?🤣🤣🤣

I'm crying'!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(Read it with a Newfoundland accent. Hilarious!!!)

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Jer Greene's avatar

Maybe some TimBits to accompany the meal?

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Kerri Beaulieu's avatar

AHA, I was waiting for this one Michael, What a idiot this twit is! Does he not know where the ingredients of the secret sauce of his ' BIG MAC' comes from? I don' care about his Trade Wars at this point, I haven't been to the states for years nor do any of my chums. The gun violence, vulgarity, ignorance is enough. I won't miss their fast food grown in dirty water, contaminated soil or an orange. The Sociopath believes he is the King of the World, the US, the GREATEST! In truth, the US does not rate in the top ten. The US are our closest neighbour but not our best friend. Americans do not realize that Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world, rather difficult to control...ask Trudeau! An invasion has been tried twice before, we even burned down your White House!

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Christopher Manson's avatar

Spot on Michael.

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Lawrence's avatar

I'll bet Mum's butter tarts could turn the tide...................

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T.R. Kingston's avatar

Typical weak kneed BS cartoon interpretation. Contrary to the obvious.... "The vast greatness of this Canadian land and the Canadian people is undeniable now. The evidence unparalleled. To be so distracted by the garish nonsense of the moment only purports an intentional willingness to ignore the obvious. The clattering sounds of society and its talentless attention seekers. The fumes, potholes, billboards, and insurrectionists. The gawky ballet of fascists salutes. The willful manipulations that suggests the clouds do not sail past the skyscrapers. That the rivers do not flow past the highways. That the birds do not sing in the screaming. That the trees do not breathe deeply in the wind. Quietly at first, in the background, yet essential in the majesty of creation. A great shadow pointing always to the sun behind us." https://trkingston.substack.com/p/in-the-beauty-of-our-background-sounds

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T.R. Kingston's avatar

Our obligation is to show respect and honour our living elders who have show determination and resiliency in service of all Canadians, like David Suzuki, Maude Barlow, Jean Chretien et al....but the list goes on and on and on, take your pick. Leonard Cohen and Oscar Peterson alone are reason enough to get out of bed in the morning and remember with pride, who we are as Canadians. The list of greatness is too long now anyways. Manners and deference should not be mistaken for weakness, for those in the quiet corners are just as likely to give their mind, body and soul in defence of Canada. Just watch us! The best butter tarts are in Bailieboro BTW....but that's a national debate for another day.

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MLC's avatar

I am hoping when Maggot #1 orders the military to invade us that they'll have the courage to ignore him and sit down. We'll be glad to give them assylum.

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Jill Shackford, M.Ed., Ph.D.'s avatar

I want to laugh, but Thug-1 has postured the U.S. so clearly as insatiable, pillaging, barbarians, that crying takes over. The number of marauders puts at least ONE cerebral consideration into my reaction to this BRILLIANT piece of work. The number of characters, the detail and time required to do this frankly elaborate piece of work, was essential to expressing your own shared RAGE about the ambitious, greedy, megalomaniacal Donald Trump and his (now-) powerful band of Senate-approved aspirant criminals. HIS aim, is to be heralded as the most powerful badass in history. Yes, I am very serious. Elon's salute doesn't bother Trump, because he deeply admires the man Germans once saluted. Trump himself is half German. Even Vlad should be concerned about DJT's ambition. As you may have noted Mr. de Adder, et. al., the whole legal/lawful U.S. underpinning government agency - The Department of Justice - is being dismissed and dismantled right now by Thug-1. In an (omg!) open mic yesterday, Mr. Trump said he wants to be the first dictator of the USA. When he hints at dismissing Congress, he's following his hero's roadmap: Mein Kampf, and everyone worldwide will be alert to the USA's impending second Civil War.

Canadians, We the People of the USA are not your enemy, and we never will be. The majority of us who voted on 11.5.2924 did not vote for Donald Trump. A few million who did, openly regret it.

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franki g's avatar

Just stomp your foot and say "shoo".

You'll have to buckle down and learn to be rude, Canada

The horned hordes are weenies but think apologies are weakness.

And I'm sorry you have to deal with this mess. Eh.

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Joseph Randy St.Onge's avatar

Brilliant

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Linda K Donovan's avatar

You keep me hoping that we have a chance. Thank you.

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