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Fun fact: The United States has made at least two attempts to conquer Canada.: once during the Revolutionary War and once during the War of 1812. Both attempts turned into military debacles. Maybe the MAGATS will complete the trifecta.

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As an American, I think the U.S. guys look too well organized. Maybe MAGA caps and flag poles would have been more accurate. But, hell yeah, butter tarts!

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Well, DON'T GIVE THHEM ANY KOOL-AID!!!

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My first thoughts were, 'Barbarians at the Gate', then 'Kill 'em with kindness !" Third thought was the similarities between the eagle on the American shields and the nazis symbol.

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First thing I noticed was the insignia on those shields. 👿👹

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Haha, butter tarts 😂

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Maybe some TimBits to accompany the meal?

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OMG!!!?🤣🤣🤣

I'm crying'!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(Read it with a Newfoundland accent. Hilarious!!!)

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Typical weak kneed BS cartoon interpretation. Contrary to the obvious.... "The vast greatness of this Canadian land and the Canadian people is undeniable now. The evidence unparalleled. To be so distracted by the garish nonsense of the moment only purports an intentional willingness to ignore the obvious. The clattering sounds of society and its talentless attention seekers. The fumes, potholes, billboards, and insurrectionists. The gawky ballet of fascists salutes. The willful manipulations that suggests the clouds do not sail past the skyscrapers. That the rivers do not flow past the highways. That the birds do not sing in the screaming. That the trees do not breathe deeply in the wind. Quietly at first, in the background, yet essential in the majesty of creation. A great shadow pointing always to the sun behind us." https://trkingston.substack.com/p/in-the-beauty-of-our-background-sounds

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I'll bet Mum's butter tarts could turn the tide...................

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Spot on Michael.

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AHA, I was waiting for this one Michael, What a idiot this twit is! Does he not know where the ingredients of the secret sauce of his ' BIG MAC' comes from? I don' care about his Trade Wars at this point, I haven't been to the states for years nor do any of my chums. The gun violence, vulgarity, ignorance is enough. I won't miss their fast food grown in dirty water, contaminated soil or an orange. The Sociopath believes he is the King of the World, the US, the GREATEST! In truth, the US does not rate in the top ten. The US are our closest neighbour but not our best friend. Americans do not realize that Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world, rather difficult to control...ask Trudeau! An invasion has been tried twice before, we even burned down your White House!

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Brilliant

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You keep me hoping that we have a chance. Thank you.

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