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Ward Sutton's avatar

Perfect!!!!

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

Yes, but what's unsaid is that Trump would advise him to attack women in dressing rooms, grope them on airplanes, corner them in secluded rooms and hallways, barge in on them while they're dressing, talk about wanting to "date" them if only they weren't your daughter... you know, like a normal Republican.

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betty aberlin's avatar

Jimmy James JD Donald David Bowman Hames Vance has scant interest in women.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Perfect!!! I've seen dogs do that!!!

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

J.D. probably also drags his butt on the rug.

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Cheryl Fleming's avatar

OMG! Too funny!!!

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Jeffrey Beatty's avatar

Hilarious! He's humping weirdly! Eh! Grunt grunt.

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Why does this seem the least of worries about him/his actions and words?

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Lawrence's avatar

Mutt came to mind, but I just finished reading Farley Mowats' Born Naked so that is too good a name for TFG's lap dog. Yep, canine reference would be an elevated reckoning. Maybe just couch creep, or sofa stud, loose change miner....?

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Batman's avatar

Legit lol’ed.

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