Excellent depiction of Secretary of Conflict! As long as there is conflict, he can continue to play G.I. Joe. (Is the fact that his right foot is only barely on the rung a case of wishful thinking?)
Those are not REAL people he's engaged in slaughtering, remember. First of all, they're not 'Murricans. Second, they're brown. And worst of all, they're not Christian.
Pete's such a take-charge kind of guy! And so decisive too! He makes me want to go invade something! Then get a new tattoo to celebrate! Such a man's man!
How about "Secretary of Death and Destruction"?
Secretary of Pedo Protection
Or Secretary Bro-tard because of the way he talks and the way SNL depicts him?
You are an awesome draughtsman... among so many talents.
Well, come on Hegseth, let's move fast
Your big chance has come at last
Epstein distraction can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come
Are we getting close to the effing Rapture yet?
Unfortunately the rapture never left earth.
It’s all performance until a war begins, and then it’s downgraded
Department of Operationalizing Bad Ideas.
Once a Maga flak, always a Maga flak.
The floor looks shiny. I hope the ladder will slip so he'll fall headfirst and very, very hard.
nuts first
Dunno, they may be too small to sustain any damage.
Excellent depiction of Secretary of Conflict! As long as there is conflict, he can continue to play G.I. Joe. (Is the fact that his right foot is only barely on the rung a case of wishful thinking?)
just enough room for embarrassing failure underneath
Maybe the next one will be Department of Stupid. Another great one, Michael.
Hegseth is loving the destruction and loss of life way too much. Does he think this is a video game?
Heaven save us from people who just really truly KNOW that they're right. No pun intended., although they do seem to cluster.....
I honestly think he does, as does Lindsay Graham. Cosplay for Captain Bonespurs.
Those are not REAL people he's engaged in slaughtering, remember. First of all, they're not 'Murricans. Second, they're brown. And worst of all, they're not Christian.
Therefore, free game.
Pete's such a take-charge kind of guy! And so decisive too! He makes me want to go invade something! Then get a new tattoo to celebrate! Such a man's man!
That permanently clenched face is terrifying.
Great work Michael!
Another attribute to Trump and his gaggle of scary clowns, war criminals....
Special military operation already spoken for by his confidant Putin.
Perfect. Hegseth is a dangerous joke.
Masterful, Michael.
If I were Pete, I'd stock up on plenty of red paint. You just never know, from day-to-day, how often you're going to need it!
Now, you DID mean buckets of blood, didn't you?