36 Comments
User's avatar
Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

How about "Secretary of Death and Destruction"?

Cathy's avatar

Secretary of Pedo Protection

Randall's avatar

Or Secretary Bro-tard because of the way he talks and the way SNL depicts him?

Karen Thomas's avatar

You are an awesome draughtsman... among so many talents.

Al Gorythm's avatar

Well, come on Hegseth, let's move fast

Your big chance has come at last

Epstein distraction can only be won

When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come

leslyefeb's avatar

Are we getting close to the effing Rapture yet?

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Unfortunately the rapture never left earth.

Zija Pulp's avatar

It’s all performance until a war begins, and then it’s downgraded

Duke Taylor's avatar

Department of Operationalizing Bad Ideas.

Larry Arnold's avatar

Once a Maga flak, always a Maga flak.

Skepticat's avatar

The floor looks shiny. I hope the ladder will slip so he'll fall headfirst and very, very hard.

Skepticat's avatar

Dunno, they may be too small to sustain any damage.

Mary Ann Davis's avatar

Excellent depiction of Secretary of Conflict! As long as there is conflict, he can continue to play G.I. Joe. (Is the fact that his right foot is only barely on the rung a case of wishful thinking?)

Ashley Smith's avatar

just enough room for embarrassing failure underneath

Canadian Cookie's avatar

Maybe the next one will be Department of Stupid. Another great one, Michael.

Carol's avatar

Hegseth is loving the destruction and loss of life way too much. Does he think this is a video game?

Kathy Kilburn's avatar

Heaven save us from people who just really truly KNOW that they're right. No pun intended., although they do seem to cluster.....

leslyefeb's avatar

I honestly think he does, as does Lindsay Graham. Cosplay for Captain Bonespurs.

Kathy Kilburn's avatar

Those are not REAL people he's engaged in slaughtering, remember. First of all, they're not 'Murricans. Second, they're brown. And worst of all, they're not Christian.

Therefore, free game.

Dennis Reynolds's avatar

Pete's such a take-charge kind of guy! And so decisive too! He makes me want to go invade something! Then get a new tattoo to celebrate! Such a man's man!

Kathy Kilburn's avatar

That permanently clenched face is terrifying.

Jamie Dolan's avatar

Great work Michael!

Another attribute to Trump and his gaggle of scary clowns, war criminals....

Special military operation already spoken for by his confidant Putin.

Susan Keefer's avatar

Perfect. Hegseth is a dangerous joke.

Audrey Eve's avatar

Masterful, Michael.

If I were Pete, I'd stock up on plenty of red paint. You just never know, from day-to-day, how often you're going to need it!

Kathy Kilburn's avatar

Now, you DID mean buckets of blood, didn't you?