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Adrienne Kaga's avatar

So glad I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee when I opened this one. And why isn’t there a spit-take emoji!

sartyb's avatar

Seriously, I did and it ended up on the counter. 😂 😂 😂

Donna Trott's avatar

IM 90+ AND YOU ARE OUR BEST WAY TO START THE DAY !!!!!!!! NOT FAR, FROM CANADA, ID PITCH A TENT AND MOVE UP THERE, 94 YEAR OLD HUSBAND AGREES...OUR TRIPS UP THEE WERE MET WITH FRIENDLY PEOPLE. WE WERE AROUND FOR WWII, THOUGHT THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN WED LOSE DEMOCRACY.....FAMILIES TORN APART, PEOPLE DISAPPEAR, CANT AFFORD MUCH, HEALTH CARE OUT OF REACH.BUT, WE ARE THE LUCKY ONES AND ARE IN NO WAY AS BAD OF OR THREATENED LIKE OTHERS. WAKE UP AMERICA. WE NO LONGER HAVE A PRESIDENT. WE HAVE A JUDAS....SORRY FOR BAD TYPING. KEEP THE MORNING GREETINGS COMING. WE CANT SIT BACK AND FEEL SORRY FOR OURSELVES

YvonneFerlatteLocke's avatar

Keep posting - you are welcome to Canada any time !

leslyefeb's avatar

seriously, I feel for you - he's a thug, a gang leader with a gang (!!) I'm really afraid of the mid-terms...

Marilee Pittman's avatar

We would love to have you..

Al Gorythm's avatar

Give her a break. It’s the first movie she made with her clothes on.

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂🤮🤮😂😂

Audrey Eve's avatar

Haha. You know it’s bad when people would rather line up for a root canal than sit through the Melania movie!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Lobotomy would be preferable for me Michael. This is exceptional!

Michael Murphy's avatar

Look at it this way: a lobotomy would probably make the movie tolerable.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy” Michael…you’re probably right!

Michael Murphy's avatar

The "bottle in front of me" might also make the movie tolerable -- and it would be temporary. Of course, you'd have to put up with the hangover . . .

Geoffrey Tanner's avatar

I don't know if you take suggestions for cartoons but I would love to see one of trump somehow fumbling a deck of cards. One of the lines in Paul Krugman substack a few days ago was that "Trump doesn't have the cards". After Trump said that to Zelensky, realizing the Trump is running out of cards is the highest order of shadenfreude.

Craig Shumaker's avatar

Hahaha. Perfect! I have a dental appointment in 2 hours.

GingerLee's avatar

I don't know why but I kep doing a double take .. I see Malaria first..shake my head and see Melania

Rosa Maria's avatar

... or Melanoma.

GingerLee's avatar

OMG even better thank you

sartyb's avatar

Oh geezuz! I spit my coffee! Excellent Michael!

MLC's avatar

OK, Michael! I was excited to see your take on this and as soon as I saw the full Pic I actually laughed out loud.😅

And it takes a lot to get a jaded "oldie " like me to spontaneously burst out laughing. Extra funny for me who worked in Dental offices for 40 yrs because I know that root canal treatment has been painless for over 50 yrs due effective anesthetics...But, I know that using this universal "story" is understood by all around the World.😉

Rosa Maria's avatar

I underwent something similar ten years ago, after a cow headbutted me and dislodged two molars, plus a jaw fissure. About "Melania", I'd prefer being headbutted again, followed by that painless treatment. The bliss!

Cathy's avatar

The news this morning reported that it broke box office records (for selling no tickets?)

Phil Chadwick's avatar

Hillarious! You brightened my day! It is a crazy world!

Tracy Kohlbeck's avatar

I'm with so many others, this one made me crack up. Thanks for the morning laugh!

Lori Talbot's avatar

You've done it again, Michael!!! Too funny!

Canadian Cookie's avatar

Michael, this is perfect. 😂😂 You got it so right! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lisbeth Mitchell's avatar

Another genius take!