Back in the day, I used to say someone had their head up their ass so far that they needed a cellophane belly button to see out. (Note: how far back in the day was using 'cellophane".)
Way back when I was in the Army, one of my fellow soldiers came up with this one:
"This outfit needs about nine square yards of plexiglass and a good surgeon. He could install windows in stomachs so those with their heads in rectal defilade can see where they're going."
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Can you add some Houdini chains and ropes so we can keep him like this forever? He doesn’t have the smarts or skills to get out like the original master escapologist/illusionist could.
Although he didn't find the exit in there, he took a couple of moments to say hi to Mike Johnson, Lindsey Graham, and Ron DeSantis... among others.
oh, you wicked wicked child!
The Devil made me do it** :-)
** Flip Wilson
Did you regularly embarrass your mother or did she share your sense of humor?
Drump needs a ballroom in that place so he can cater to all who live there..... provided that they pay for the catering of course.
or to keep all the b@llz he's taken or willingly been given by them
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Comment of the year attached to an equally profound cartoon!
It's a tight squeeze with the entire cabinet in there. Hope one of them comes up with an exit plan!
Must be why Braindead ICE Barbie just got the boot!
Could be!
Oh, man... that is so funny, and is figuratively exactly where his head is lodged.
Adder's brilliance just keeps coming!!
Cranial Rectumitiis
Also: Cranial Rectal Inversion...
“-itis” = infection
Yup. Both his cranium and rectum are seriously infected!
Not to be anal but could someone give him a little push to get the ball rolling back to a normal fricking country?
Careful, give him a push and he’ll call it a “perfect shove,” take credit for gravity, and still blame everyone else when he rolls the wrong way.
That's funny - if it wasn't such a DANGEROUS situation that idiot put us in!
I may be laughing the rest of the day.
Back in the day, I used to say someone had their head up their ass so far that they needed a cellophane belly button to see out. (Note: how far back in the day was using 'cellophane".)
Way back when I was in the Army, one of my fellow soldiers came up with this one:
"This outfit needs about nine square yards of plexiglass and a good surgeon. He could install windows in stomachs so those with their heads in rectal defilade can see where they're going."
Like for cellophane reference!
OMG you never cease to make me giggle! This one is GREAT!
You get it right every time.
Be a GREAT statue!
He's probably enjoying the smell....
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Can you add some Houdini chains and ropes so we can keep him like this forever? He doesn’t have the smarts or skills to get out like the original master escapologist/illusionist could.
Ooh! A Houdini-esque straitjacket specially fitted to that position would be about perfect!
Show don`t tell. Somebody had to. Thanks De First One.
Conceptually and executionally stunningly brilliant