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Al Gorythm's avatar

Deploying weapons of mass distraction for the Epsteinth time.

Tom Kerr's avatar

Great response!

Al Gorythm's avatar

And it’s one, two, three

What are we fighting for

Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn

Next stop is Iran…

Trump supporters up front, now you get to go show how tough you are. Boots on the ground.

This is what you voted for. Get your asses out there on the frontlines. Don’t be a coward like the pedophile draft dodger you prop up.

Get up there and be a man and suit up. This is your call of duty.

No women, people of color. Straight white conservative married men. This isn’t DEI. This is your time to shine, bro.

It’s your job to be oath keeping proud boys.

Craig Shumaker's avatar

Al, you are really on a roll.... always great to do modified song lyrics.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Needs just one more thing: 50 barely visible/invisible pages of the missing complaint against Trump as a rapist of a 13-year-old, floating around over the trash heap.

Dennis Reynolds's avatar

The Dumpster in chief? Our commander in chief in a dumpster? His talent for distraction is failing him. He's finally gotten his own trash heap where his personal history will be on display for the world to see. But please don't put a microphone in front of him. Let the evidence speak for itself.

Al Gorythm's avatar

History is going to need a bigger dumpster for that consignment. Lots of them.

Susan Keefer's avatar

Trump is thinking about a “friendly” war with Cuba too. How many wars will it take to distract from the Epstein Files?

Al Gorythm's avatar

Are we going to get caught up again between the Gulf of Tonkin, Bay of Pigs and the Strait of Hormuz to distract from newly discovered material about Trump that’s gone inexplicably missing from the Epstein files?

Asking for the 58,749 Americans who didn’t return from Vietnam.

Linda Bergstrom's avatar

heck Trump is capable of throwing in the Teapot Dome scandal Biden edition- oh wait he's done that

Al Gorythm's avatar

It’s becoming increasingly difficult to follow the money with our crypto coin operated president, friends and family.

How much is that Donny in the window?

Linda Bergstrom's avatar

From crypto to Crypt - hopefully his sons next purchase .

Chris Fackrell's avatar

The sons? Do you perchance mean the two descended testicles?

Don Jr, and Eric? Left and right bollocks respectively.

bRad Weller's avatar

‘Wag the Imbecile’ coming to Netflix/HBO/Paramount etc. soon. New and Improved!

Andrea Kelly's avatar

While speaking of the troubles of Cuba today the vile creep of chaos twice said it's been happening "Since I'm a child". So he's unknowingly admitting he is a child and we all know little brat boys can be very mean and dangerous when not held in check by mature adults. So where are the adults in the war room? How much more ignoring of crimes against children and destruction of lives be allowed to go on while this emotionally stunted man-child still sits in a stinky diaper on the WH throne? May his reign cast burning, searing, blinding light onto the horrors visited upon the innocent.

PeMi+7's avatar

Exactly. One of the problems is that as the far-right continues to take over traditional media, the more those correspondents will rush over to what Trump wants them to cover.

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

Or, "Look over there! Hillary!"

Linda Bergstrom's avatar

Proud boys -now you really get to support Hegseth and join his Team . Guns , banners , Drones,Beefy Trucks and all the ammo you can get your Hands on . Plus the payed benefit of unrestrained target practice on Muslim civilians , not just random military personnel that you will actually have to use your phone chat to locate .

Cathy's avatar

This is hilarious Michael. Trump’s efforts to distract us from Epstein are finally not working.

McG's avatar
20hEdited

💯 MdA. Same ol', same ol'. Turns out we have a mini version in AB. 🙄

Larry Arnold's avatar

The Orange Man plays three card monte once again. It never gets old!

Laura Bird's avatar

But wait, there’s more!! planting the seed to distract with UFO’s and aliens from outer space. Epstein Files to X-Files. Good grief.

Al Gorythm's avatar

Ground Control to Major Don…

Rob's avatar

right on the spot.....Israel is doing the first dirty work and the US follows.....all for a mob-boss like piece of sh!t POTUS.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Exactly. "Oooh, lookee, we have a wartime president! Protesting is unpatriotic and traitorous, so good thing DHS has all these prison warehouses! Support the commander in chief! USA! USA! USA!"