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Al Gorythm's avatar

Botox, hair extensions and souls sold separately. Ethics not included.

Wobbly's avatar

Cricket’s halo sold separately.

Al Gorythm's avatar

There is no such thing as bad dogs, only bad owners. ALL dogs go to heaven.

Suzanne Sease's avatar

Brilliantly said!!

Skepticat's avatar

It wrenches my soul to even think about her dog. Other than that, this is yet another great one.

Suzanne Sease's avatar

I think including Cricket is perfect as she has no soul.

Diana's avatar

Her AR-15 is probably one of her favorite accessories

Audrey Eve's avatar

Certainly completes the look!

MJC's avatar

Should really be called Gestapo Barbie

Malcolm J McKinney's avatar

Is Cricket the one in doggy heaven?

Suzanne Sease's avatar

Yes, because he’s a good boy. Meanwhile Cruella Deville is destined to Hell 🔥

David G Fink's avatar

Is there an ICE Corey — for her boyfriend/co-conspirator? Also ICE’D OUT Whatever Her Husband’s Name Is?

GingerLee's avatar

I called them botox barbies with 2' hair extensions... now for me they are just "gargoyles" who have lost the castle for their king

Audrey Eve's avatar

You knocked it right out of the park with this one!

I started laughing at the (perfect) title before I even saw the cartoon!

There's so much to love here--the gun collection, the "new" items--so glad she has that blankie!

I certainly hope no one snatches ICE BARBIE 's purse (with those secret docs) and that Cricket fares better.🙏🏻

Hairbender's avatar

Does it come with a face-lift kit 🤔

Rich W's avatar

This is why I subscribe!! Brilliant and precise.

Mary VW's avatar

Can’t look with feeling🤮

Craig Shumaker's avatar

Really a great 'toon. Thanks.

Linda K Donovan's avatar

For a second I thought I was going to see the poor dog after its murder. Thankfully, it's sleeping in the box, like all this administration's characters should be.

Rosa Maria's avatar

Sigh, I hope Cricket's and the goat's ghosts keep her awake at night. Wishful thinking.

Al Gorythm's avatar

As a matter of national security, I understand why both Kristi and Corey were very upset about the bodily fluids on their blankie possibly getting in to the wrong hands.

Roger Mellem's avatar

Well done, Mr de adder!