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Zija Pulp's avatar

He fixed it, all right. Sheesh.

Audrey Eve's avatar

Actually what I was just about to say!!

Dennis Reynolds's avatar

The old expression "gassing up" takes on a whole new meaning. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

Love what I think is a double entendre! Brilliant!

Susan Keefer's avatar

You portrayed him as the idiot that he is. 👍

Al Gorythm's avatar

Turns out the Trump 20.28 signs I have been seeing are actually price per gallon for Iran war blend.

Suzanne Sease's avatar

If his fat ass raised that pump, he would be flat lining in no time.

Audrey Eve's avatar

Campaign promises made...campaign promises broken.

Trump is singularly talented and pretty predictable, when it comes to lying and repeating what he thinks will keep his base servile.

And, no one loves taking credit for success more than he does; it's a little tricky, though, when people can see with their own eyes how gas prices are rising out of control.

What happened to "I alone can fix it"???

Jamie Dolan's avatar

Very good Michael. Trump and his family are war profiteering despicable humans.

Carol's avatar

Everything he touches.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Like he fixes everything for the worst possible outcome.

Rosa Maria's avatar

He did fix them. He never specified if up- or downwards.

Aleta Karstad's avatar

His tie gets longer and longer, reminds me of Pinocchio’s nose. Perhaps his stature is shrinking at the same time.

Cathy Rady's avatar

he's probably hoping that whenever he lies his nose will remain the same size, but a different, favorite appendage of his will grow larger

Larry Arnold's avatar

The Orange Buffoon is the man for every job (in his own mind).

Sam Somers's avatar

He said that America doesn't need foreign oil, that America produces all the oil it needs. So why is the price skyrocketing here in the US?

carol trueblood's avatar

Love The Gas, and of course, the Tie.