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Wayne's avatar

That's funny as hell. Without attention donnie dementia is just another bitter old man that no one invites to dinner. When you value stealing other peoples money over their company, you are lost.

Linda Bergstrom's avatar

There a couple of bitter youngish men in my area that bitch and bitch about women , democrats and liberals in general.I see them in the post office line near where I live . You don't ever see them with women since their divorces. Bitter is not an age but an attitude . don't see much social activity on their doorsteps One drives a Tesla truck and his house is a dump . I thought those were supposed to be expensive . His wife probably bolted - I guess not a penny towards upkeep of the house

Wayne's avatar

The rolling garbage cans start at $72,000 and run up to $102,000. They dudes will be lonely old men crying about why no one loves them. donnie dementia has brought out the hatred in people. They want to be just like him.

Al Gorythm's avatar

Three presidents have died on July 4th including John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe.

Thoughts and prayers it becomes four.

Dennis Reynolds's avatar

So, President J.D. Vance? We are gonna need WAY more thoughts and prayers if that happens.

Carol Flansburg's avatar

Except he doesn't belong in their company. They weren't perfect, but they had ideals, even if they didn't get all the way there. Rump has no higher order thoughts, only money thoughts, and how he can take it from others.

Craig Shumaker's avatar

But Tom Cruise was born on the 4th of July.... in the movies.

Zachery Taylor died days after pounding down large volumes cherries and ice cream on the 4 the July. Trump will die of cheeseburger poisoning.

Dale A. Platt's avatar

JD could be worse... At least DJT is basically incompetent at doing what he wants...

Richard Hennick's avatar

Given the turnout for his events in DC so far, I'd say there are too many people drawn in that crowd.

What if Trump gave a speech, and nobody came?

Lastima's avatar

He’d just lie longer, harder & louder to drown out the truth…

BigDaddy52's avatar

Hope we find out Saturday....

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

Sooo perfect! Well, if he wants attention, we could always launch him into the air and blow him up. Heck. I'd pay to see that. Pass the popcorn.

Rosa Maria's avatar

I shall buy the ticket.

CAROL F. HAUCK's avatar

Says it all. Thanks again for nailing it.

elliottoberman's avatar

Denmark Has a Big Fourth of July Party. This Year, the U.S. Is Uninvited.

Jamie Dolan's avatar

I hope the Orange Commander in Chief sweats like a pigs arse in the heat whilst giving his dreary 4th July speech from behind his protective glass. That was kinda bitter but just one wish please.......

BigDaddy52's avatar

The AC units will blow the generators.

Ollie Rivers's avatar

👏🎯👏🎯👏🎯👏🎯👏🎯

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

This might be the one time his malignant narcissism might be healthy and helpful to the people he’s supposed to have been serving. 🇨🇦

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Good one Michael! All bases covered!

P J Johnston's avatar

BLAAAAAAH! and TEE HEE! What is going to happen is "HE" is going to hold up the fireworks until he's done. It will most likely be 11:00 pm before they start. Why? Because he say's he's starting at 8:00 and doing a 2 hour rally! That's at least 10:00 pm if he runs over it will be later. I'm used to Fireworks being set off by dusk! It truly makes more sense that way.

Chahagen's avatar

He also tends to show up hours late.

Sher''s avatar

As usual...you nailed it!

Hairbender's avatar

I like fireworks but I wouldn't give Trump the pleasure of knowing that 😉