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Al Gorythm's avatar

Our president doesn’t like our women’s hockey team because they’re all older than 18.

Veronica Riordan-Hunt's avatar

And they could kick his ass!

R D Noisemaker's avatar

Oooh—nice one!😁

Suzanne Sease's avatar

This is so f’ing perfect!! Bravo!!

Al Gorythm's avatar

Trump vowed at the State of Delusion address that he will award men’s goalie, Connor Hellebuyck the Presidential Medal of Freedom for only allowing 5 goals.

Women’s goalie, Aerin Frankel only allowed 2 goals the entire tournament. No word yet if she will receive anything more than just crickets.

Al Gorythm's avatar

The women’s hockey team displayed more ovaries of iron off the ice than their male counterparts and the current administration, who showed little if any testicular fortitude whatsoever.

Rosa Maria's avatar

The male hockey players turned out to have balls the size of Trump's. They started by laughing and drinking with Patel, and continued by eating McDonald's produce with the Orange.

leslyefeb's avatar

every time that guy opens his mouth, i think 'he's such a piece of s--t'. Every time!!!! sigh

Audrey Eve's avatar

I hope they enjoyed their celebratory (McDonald’s) double cheeseburgers!

Al Gorythm's avatar

With a large order of lies!

Audrey Eve's avatar

You can count on that, for sure!

Al Gorythm's avatar

The women’s team wisely declined the invitation. The last time Trump invited a woman with a gold medal to the White House, he kept it!

PeMi+7's avatar

So true - but still - OUCH! immoral asshole

Tina Fagan's avatar

That says it all. How on earth do American women support him??

Al Gorythm's avatar

The fact that both Trump and Vance are married to immigrants just goes to show there are some jobs American women won’t do.

Dennis Reynolds's avatar

Trump is kind of a closeted size-queen, isn't he... Someone needs to slap him around and teach the dumbass that WOMEN ARE NOT DISPOSABLE!

Skepticat's avatar

Now I'm even more disappointed that the men beat Canada, though I don't really mind the women splitting the ticket. The Presidential Medal of Freedom has lost all its cachet, though a real president can restore it.

J. Rock's avatar

Didn't Trump give it to Rush Limbaugh in the first term? That tarnished it pretty badly.

Skepticat's avatar

Sadly, you're completely right.

Maureen Zormeier's avatar

Trump has always been afraid of strong women

Canadian Cookie's avatar

Another winner Michael about such losers! Congrats!

Zija Pulp's avatar

Trump is afraid of women. That’s why he does his utmost to devalue, degrade, and demoralize any woman who crosses his path. He views women as lesser when in fact most are significantly brighter.

I heard the female captain (I think) speak about the “joke” and she was so clear-eyed and matter of fact. Women mature faster than men, I was told; I don’t know if they ever catch up.

Andrea Kelly's avatar

This is why he and his best friend Jeffrey et al like YOUNG girls, those unable to speak up or fight back when big oafs sexually assault them

franki g's avatar

AFAIK, that's why pedophiles like children. They are in control.

Andrea Kelly's avatar

I heard someone say the Women's team made this political - WTF?? This is all about misogyny from a boychild sociopathic sicko